Menu
Original price was: $18.00.$13.00Current price is: $13.00.
Arm yourself with a can of Douchebag Repellent, 100% guaranteed to “Kill Douchebags Dead on Contact”. Now available in Extra Strength! Learn how to defend yourself physically it
can give you the confidence and skills to stand up to douchebags and protect yourself from harm.
You must be 18 or over to view this site. Some images may be classified as adult content. Follow all applicable laws when viewing this site.
This product is not intended for any illegal purpose. Nor is it to be used to defeat lawfully administered drug tests.
The Whizzinator Touch is a registered trademark of Alternative Lifestyle Systems, INC. The Whizzinator Touch is a unique product. You must follow all federal, state and local laws when using the Whizzinator Touch, and or any other related products sold by Alternative Lifestyle Systems. Alternative Lifestyle Systems, and any of its affiliates are not responsible for your misuse, and/or violation of any federal, state, or local laws when using the Whizzinator Touch, and or any other related products.
Copyright © 2023. ALS. All rights reserved.